…shore leave. In an attempt to reset my sleep cycles, Captain Flo authorised a spot of shore leave for me today. At 06.30 hours, she ordered me off the ship to collect a diplomat from the USS Gatwick to transport her to her home on a nearby seaside colony. After taking a break for a short physical fitness session, I am under orders to to cement amicable links with the colonials by participating in their evening banquet, morning parkrun and daytime entertainments. I am scheduled to return to the Starship Janathon tomorrow evening.
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Farewell and God-speed Abradypus. Our thoughts will be with you as you set off on this gallant mission. We await your evening return and tales of your travels with Captain Flo…
Roger, Charlie, Wilko. Oh hang on that’s not Star Trek is it?! Umm plot a course, coordinates 51° 8′ 53″ N, 0° 11′ 25″ W, warp factor 6, engage? Good luck!
Abradypus, remember that your mission is part reconnasiance, we need to know how easy their park run is, would I be able to do it after an hours drive and do they provide decent refreshments afterwards. I am sick of these replicator rations…
Will be interested to see how you get on with Park runs. I’ve looked into them but haven’t done one yet!