How loudly can one person eat?

Short blog this evening…because I’m about to go and beat my husband to death with a sledgehammer move the bowl of Japanese rice crackers out of my husband’s reach.

Well, I will if he doesn’t stop crunching.  Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch.  Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch.

Methinks I’m tired and I need to go to bed.

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7 Responses to How loudly can one person eat?

  1. shazruns says:

    Insert clicking jaw into that scenario and thats my daughter! When you’ve done with the sledgehammer pass it this way!

  2. Maggiee says:

    Oh dear… both of you sound plagued by noisy eaters… If the sledgehammer fails, I’ve some ear plugs you could borrow! 🙂

  3. fortnightflo says:

    Oh dear – amazing how irritating everything is when you’re tired – it’s a Cranleigh as defined in The Meaning of Liff, my favourite book.. http://meaningofliff.free.fr/definition.php3?word=Cranleigh&lang=en

  4. shazruns says:

    Cranleigh what a fab word, so frequently get that more so very 4 weeks it seems!

  5. Cath Unsworth says:

    Presumably your best beloved has hidden the sledgehammer.

  6. Poor chap. He’s just enjoying his food… Does he not close his mouth while munching? If he does… leave him alone, but if not… Hammer away my dear, hammer away. (Though don’t really, or they’ll read this reply out on the news as a provocative factor in such a horrific case).

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