In the spirit of full disclosure

My OH is an evil man.  He has his good points, tonight’s chilli being a fine example.  But underneath his veneer of loveliness lies a heart of pure, unadulterated spite.

“In the spirit of full disclosure”, he murmered earlier, with a smug look on his face, “I’ve got tomorrow off work.”  There was a slight pause, followed by “Actually, it’s a long weekend, I’ve got Monday off too”.

I think I may join shazruns and start looking around for an alternative model.

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A Bradypus or Sloth am I, I live a life of ease, contented not to do or die but idle as I please; ... [Michael Flanders and Donald Swann]
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9 Responses to In the spirit of full disclosure

  1. shazruns says:

    May be we could get a discount on a lawyer!

  2. Maggiee says:

    Oh how evil… That’s not what you need in your life!!

  3. That’s such good news, think of all those ‘ little jobs’ he could deal with!

  4. jensruns2011 says:

    Aah, that’s not fair, poor you 😦 Agree with thereisasixpackunderhere – you should give him a long list of things to do, that’ll keep him quiet!

  5. Katrina says:

    Hit him with a Paddington stare!!

  6. zoecakes says:

    I agree with thereisasixpackunderhere and jensruns2011 – get writing that list! 😉

    • abradypus says:

      I don’t have to write a list. I’ll come home to find he’s done all the washing, cooked dinner, watered the garden, picked up cat food from the vet… Maybe I wont trade him in just yet after all 🙂

  7. Tom Roper says:

    Thanks for the comment over on my blog. I shall see if I can make contact with PsychoJog at Stanmer. I was also interested to see that there’s a Cambridge (my home town) Park Run. If I ever get to do some Park Run tourism, I must try it.

  8. Bruce says:

    Hey Juneathoner!
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    All the best,
    Bruce

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