“40 mins easy pace with a few pick ups to half marathon effort for up to 20 secs just to see how your legs are responding. Trail for this please.”
Me: Plan says 40mins on trail so it’s either laps of the local common or a drive to Richmond Park.
Me: Laps are dull but driving to the park for a 40 min run feels daft.
Him: *looks at me*
Me: You’re no help. Oh. And I’m setting the alarm for stupid o’clock tomorrow because I fancy Daventry parkrun.
Him: *continues to look at me*
Him: Won’t drive to Richmond Park for a 40 min trail run. Will drive to Daventry for a parkrun. Won’t drive to Richmond Park for a 40 min trail run. Will drive to Daventry for a parkrun… Hmmmm…
Me: *sidles off, shuffling feet*