“Rest – walking is encouraged.”
I’ve been inundated* by people wanting to know more about the miracle baked bean cure. So, on the understanding that this does not constitute real medical advice for which you need to visit an actual doctor, I shall share with you, the one, the only, the Miracle Baked Bean Cure as shared with the world by the amazing Abradysis.
At the onset of symptoms, eat half a tin of baked beans every day for a week. If symptoms persist, double the dosage and each a whole tin of baked beans every day for a further week. This treatment** will cure 95% of all ailments.
* Two people have expressed mild curiosity
** Or rather the body’s natural healing mechanisms