It never ceases to amaze me how other people are continually falling for snake oil, miracle pills and other instant life fixes. There is no magic weight loss pill, the go-faster stripes on your new trainers will not turn you into an Olympian overnight and there isn’t a healing crystal on earth that will clear up your STD.
And yet.
I have lost count of the number of different types of storage container I have bought safe in the knowledge that this is finally going to be the one that will make me effortlessly tidy, and I am ridiculously tempted by a proprietary (and far from cheap) product which promises me that it holds the secret to super-flexible ankles, hamstrings and hip flexors.
Snake oil and miracle pills anyone?
abradypus 
I’ll have some of that too, then.
Sounds good.
Coming right up 🙂
I fall for various to-do-list apps. And handbags. I always really believe I will emerge a better person. The only thing that actually makes me a better person is running, cats and plants; but they are a bugger to mix properly.
I now have visions of you running around Kew Gardens with your cat on a lead.