If you want a full, detailed report which includes pictures and details of the route then I suggest you head on over to read Totkat‘s comprehensive version of events.
My race was neatly summed up by @N0rm as follows:
And in detail, went something like this:
Wheeeee!
Mile 1 – 12:20 – bottleneck over a footbridge, feeling fine
Mile 2 – 10:02 – ooops – that’s a bit fast, ease off!
Mile 3 – 10:12 – still a bit fast, ease off, I tell you!
Mile 4 – 10:53 – that’s more like it!
Mile 5 – 9:56 – look. Muppet. EASE OFF!
Mile 6 – 10:02 – but it feels soooo goood!
Mile 7 – 10:49 – I don’t care – ease off!
Mile 8 – 11:39 – save some energy and power hike a hill
Mile 9 – 10:06 – blimey, the first 90 mins went by quickly.
Mile 10 – 9:37 – Wheeeeeeee! down the hill
Mile 11 – 10:45 – Crossing the road, not being sensible.
Wobbling wheels
Mile 12 – 10:21 – Left foot beginning to feel like it’s been attacked with a wire brush
Mile 13 – 10:30 – Yup – definitely a wire brush.
Mile 14 – 10:52 – Or possibly acid.
Mile 15 – 11:44 – Bored now.
Mile 16 – 10:34 – Oooh. Magdalene Road. I like this bit. 1 mile of down hill.
Mile 17 – 10:39 – Getting a rhythm going.
Mile 18 – 11:49 – No, random passer-by, I don’t want to stop to chat. I’m wearing a race number. Why would you try to talk to me? Just why?
Wheels be gone
Mile 19 – 12:46 – Oh, god, a hill. A great big hill. Up to Wimbledon Common. Power hiking here I come.
Mile 20 – 14:37 – Where I stopped to chat with a friend, got a hug from her kids and resisted the urge to just run home.
Mile 21 – 14:57 – I lost a shoe in the mud. On the plus side, I was carrying spare socks.
Mile 22 – 12:57 – I walked anything that wasn’t downhill.
Mile 23 – 13:27 – I promised myself I’d run just as soon as I got to the towpath
Mile 24 – 12:39 – I discovered that I had been lying to myself.
Mile 25 – 14:09 – I seriously considered begging a lift from my checkpoint buddy (the marvellous N0rm).
Wheels re-attached with pipe cleaners and sticky backed plastic
Mile 26 – 10:37 – My checkpoint buddy said “you’ve only 11km to go”
Mile 27 – 12:18 – I played hare and tortoise with a 100 marathon clubber
Mile 28 – 11:06 – Ditto
Mile 29 – 11:32 – I overhauled the 100 marathon clubber and played hare and tortoise with red t-shirt man
Mile 30 – 12:23 – I really rued not having checked out the last section of the course so that I would have been prepared for the muddy gooey section
Mile 31 – 13:18 – I didn’t appear to be anywhere near the end.
Wheels come off again and roll away into the canal
Mile 32 – 14:35 – Who put this mile here? Seriously? Where is the end? I. Want. The. End.
Mile 32.25 – 3:04 – Oh, thank God.
Collapsed in a heap.
Well done! Brilliant demonstration of being hardcore, finishing what you started and carrying on to the bitter end, even without wheels!
I can’t tell you how many times I imagined a Janathoner helping me to run to the next lamp post.
Who needs wheels? You appear to have done absolutely fantasically without them! Brilliant race, excellent blog, special person, well done you! 🙂
Thank you – but next time I’m taking a full puncture repair kit, new axles, spare spokes …
That is some pretty impressive running. Seriously well done.
Ease off now?
I got one easy week off the back of it, but have a half marathon this weekend 😮
Wow, that is seriously impressive going well done. Enjoy your very well earned rest.
When I read last weeks ‘I am an ultra marathoner’ post I thought maybe just maybe one day I will do that, now having read today’s blog and totkats I can say I will definitely NEVER do this, thanks for the warning!
WOW! So impressed by your dedication and staying ability, well done ULTRARUNNER!
How funny. I literally just stumbled across Kate’s race report when browsing the Internet for race reports! I just signed up for my first Ultra in October. *gulp*
You’ll be fine 🙂
Ha! Careful – I may tag along on some of your training runs as you’re this side of town!
Wow I’m exhausted just reading it – well done Ultra Girl x
love the race report, huge congratulations!!!
Well done again!! A fantastic race report!! There is something fun about finishing a race without wheels!